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Shit and/or shinola

It's time, homie.

thesufjanstevensmodel5000:

The content of music journalism is rarely as sophisticated as its grammar. Consider this equivocal sentence from EW.com. What initially struck me as incorrect subject/verb agreement (“…a batch…struggle[s]…”) is actually a legitimate dependent clause (“….that struggle to break free…”) modifying the prepositional phrase (“of tracks”) as indicated by the plural pronoun (“their”) and plural image of “prisons.” In other words: EACH TRACK is confined to its OWN GORGEOUS PRISON (perhaps designed by Le Corbusier) with each prison containing a multitude of prison cells from which a multitude of musical ideas STRUGGLE TO BREAK FREE from an egregious BATCH (of MAMMOTH COOKIES?) incarcerating The National’s new album. Did someone say Prison Break!? I have a feeling there will be riots at Barclays. Or a huge bake sale. Thank you grammatical goddess Kory Stamper for the art of diagramming sentences, not yet lost to obsolescence.

brb, swooning harder than seems physically possible

thesufjanstevensmodel5000:

The content of music journalism is rarely as sophisticated as its grammar. Consider this equivocal sentence from EW.com. What initially struck me as incorrect subject/verb agreement (“…a batch…struggle[s]…”) is actually a legitimate dependent clause (“….that struggle to break free…”) modifying the prepositional phrase (“of tracks”) as indicated by the plural pronoun (“their”) and plural image of “prisons.” In other words: EACH TRACK is confined to its OWN GORGEOUS PRISON (perhaps designed by Le Corbusier) with each prison containing a multitude of prison cells from which a multitude of musical ideas STRUGGLE TO BREAK FREE from an egregious BATCH (of MAMMOTH COOKIES?) incarcerating The National’s new album. Did someone say Prison Break!? I have a feeling there will be riots at Barclays. Or a huge bake sale. Thank you grammatical goddess Kory Stamper for the art of diagramming sentences, not yet lost to obsolescence.

brb, swooning harder than seems physically possible

As Stein himself points out, “in the US, millennials are the children of the baby boomers, who are also known as the Me generation.” Well, yes, let’s look at that a bit, shall we? In his excellent book Ill Fares the Land, Tony Judt makes a compelling argument that there’s a direct causal link between the individualism of the ‘60s and ‘70s and the hyper-individualism of the ‘80s and ‘90s – both are the product of a philosophy that placed the one above the many, the only difference being as the starry-eyed flower-waving of the hippie years ossified into the disinterested materialism of the yuppie years, any measure of idealism was replaced by flat-out, me-first cyncism. The result was that the baby boomers had it all, bless them – the pre-AIDS years of free love, the free education, the happy dilettantish flirtations with radicalism, the comfortable well-paid sinecures when the radicalism got tired, the big cars, the enduring sense of smugness, the tiresome Woodstock-centric mythology that still dominates popular cultural discourse. And now these assholes have the temerity to turn around and complain about their children? The millennials are the people who’ve inherited the hangover from the baby boomers’ party: a warming planet, a dysfunctional global financial system that rewards the rich and screws the poor, a polarized political class that’s moved so far to the right that a centrist like Barack Obama can be described with a straight face as “a socialist.” Millennials may be “narcissistic, materialistic and addicted to technology,” as Stein alleges early in his article; they’re also drowning in college debt, slaves to an internship “system” that demands ever-increasing work for no pay, and entrants into a job market that’s replaced employment rights with the “flexibility” of never being able to afford health insurance.

Why Time’s Millennials Cover Story Says More About Joel Stein Than It Does About Millennials

Way to go, Tom!

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Yes, yes, yes.

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semperidem:

lisahanawalt:

luckypeach:

The last in our lil’ series of James Beard Award-nominated stuff from LP: The Secret Lives of Chefs by Lisa Hanawalt! This comic also appears in her upcoming book MY DIRTY DUMB EYES, published by Drawn & Quarterly.

Here’s this comic in full! Thanks Lucky Peach!

Lisa Hanawalt is rad, and this is rad.

Fucking South Carolina.

Fucking South Carolina.

fatherjohnmisty:

CONANANANANANANAN

I’ll have what he’s having/had

AD: In terms of your catalog this feels like the most uninhabited of your work to date. Fair assessment?

Josh Tillman: Inhibition informed quite a bit of what I’ve done previously. Chiefly the trifecta of fear, doubt, and self-loathing.

AD: What changed?

Josh Tillman: Becoming more self-aware; and in a critical, singular, mind-altering moment of clarity became aware of this giant, blatantly fraudulent contradiction between my internal narrative, my conversational voice, my sense of humor – and singing about my pain like a fucking decrepit wizard.

Kendrick Lamar - “Backseat Freestyle” live at London HMV Hammersmith

Watching this crowd go absolutely mental gives me chill bumps every time. Fuuuuuuuck, I can’t wait to see Kendrick Lamar at Bonnaroo. *crossing fingers for a horn section*

P.S. Now that it’s more than four months past the end of 2012, I can definitively say that good kid, m.A.A.d city was the best album that came out last year.

questionableadvice:

~ Seagram’s V.O. Canadian Whisky, 1944via Flickr“Your Facsimile Newspaper of Tomorrow!Ready for you when you wake up, your newspaper of the future will be printed through the night - in tabloid size, on a continuous roll. You will bring yourself up-to-the-minute on the highlights of the news…by seeing what is happening on the television screen of the same machine.”

questionableadvice:

~ Seagram’s V.O. Canadian Whisky, 1944
via Flickr

“Your Facsimile Newspaper of Tomorrow!
Ready for you when you wake up, your newspaper of the future will be printed through the night - in tabloid size, on a continuous roll. You will bring yourself up-to-the-minute on the highlights of the news…by seeing what is happening on the television screen of the same machine.”

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There’s Video

lovestreamsdreams:

I did this video with my close friend Scott Coffey, the actor and director. Scott shot it on an early-generation DV camera. Almost all of the effects are in-camera. Gina Hirsch edited it. Thanks to Chelsea Lopez who is in it and Tommy Kearns and Justin Nappi, whose bedroom and bathroom we used, respectively.

Lovestreams - There’s Video from Will Sheff on Vimeo.

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Luntz and Penn student spar over secretly recorded footage

shortformblog:

  • action Yesterday, Mother Jones released secretly-recorded audio of GOP strategist Frank Luntz criticizing right-wing talk show hosts during a talk with College Republicans at the University of Pennsylvania. “They get great ratings, and they drive the message, and it’s really problematic. And this is not on the Democratic side. It’s only on the Republican side,” Luntz said.
  • reaction “I’m very disappointed that at Penn, [the] trust between students and speaker is gone,” said Luntz, an former student and professor at the school, after the release of the audio. ”Call me naive, but I thought it was possible to have an open, honest conversation about American politics and not make it a national conversation.”
  • rebuttal “The Penn environment should be one in which people are encouraged and expected to speak unencumbered by self-interest,” wrote Aakash Abbi, the student who recorded the speech. ”If influential GOP figures like Frank Luntz truly believe that the party’s media kingmakers harm the national interest but refuse to say so for fear of backlash, they knowingly work against the spirit of open and honest debate.”

There’s also a question of journalistic ethics. Luntz requested that the remarks remain off the record; while a journalist who was in the room verbally agreed to this request, Abbi (who isn’t a journalist) and Mother Jones (who wasn’t present) did not. So are they still bound by it? Does a request to remain off the record amount to a decree, or must it be agreed to? Regardless of where you stand, it’s a fuzzy area. Meanwhile, Luntz has withdrawn a scholarship in his father’s name since the remarks leaked.

Was there a sign outside/inside the venue that specifically said “No Recording”? If not, Luntz is a total dick. If there was and the recorder ignored it, Luntz is still a dick—just not a total dick. I mean…withdrawing a scholarship?! Why punish future students for the actions of one guy? Like, how did he justify that decision in his mind?

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