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Happy Independen-duh-duh-dun-duh-duh-dun-duh-duh-dun-dun-ce Day! Hot Dogs 4 Jesus in 2012!
televisionarie:
But maybe some dreams never die…
is that supposed to be BRISTOL on dude’s shirt?!

televisionarie:

But maybe some dreams never die…

is that supposed to be BRISTOL on dude’s shirt?!

Nobody sits like this rock sits.
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piercethenight:

spoon got nuffin

it’s been far too long guys

Can we reinstate the tradition of calling hook-ups ‘dalliances’? (Guess who has two thumbs and recently dove into some Maugham?)
the egg case of a skate!
the egg case of a skate!
Tonight I had some meaningful exchanges. No quotation marks.
Tonight I had some meaningful exchanges. No quotation marks.

An excellent collection by Elissa Bassist, who says ““Why are men, taken on average and as a whole, funnier than women?” inquired Christopher Hitchens in “Why Women Aren’t Funny,” Vanity Fair, January 2007. That’s a good question. And by that I mean, fuck you.”

I’m especially fond of “Conversations My Parents Must Have Had While Planning to Raise a Child,” by Jen Statsky:

MOM: I think the most important thing is that we will criticize her, no matter what she does or who she becomes.

DAD: And that she knows we criticize her just as much as we criticize each other.

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Grizzly Bear and Feist - “Service Bell” (from Dark Was The Night)

This afternoon at the bookstore, I was attempting to soothe the savage browsers with a calming playlist entitled “Xannie-do.” As this song was finishing up, a pair of impossibly unsweaty middle-aged women brought their Fern Michaels masterpieces to the register and one of them fluttered her hand across her pearl necklace, turned to the other, and said, in a sugary Southern bitch drawl, “My my, doesn’t this sound just like people chanting around campfires and worshipping Satan?”