Shit and/or shinola

(Source: stinkypuff, via abloodymess)

(via Rick Santorum Glitter-Bombed: Presidential Candidate Hit With Glitter In South Carolina (PHOTOS, VIDEO))

oliveargyle:

Stephen Colbert, as seen through the arches of Randolph Hall

So, this rally was awesome and it’s incredible that it attracted exponentially more people than any of the “legit” candidates’ events. My favorite parts were a) when Colbert said “Good times!” and everyone who loves Strangers with Candy had a tiny joygasm and b) when Herman Cain mentioned that young people have to get involved because he and SC “…won’t be around forever,” and some brilliant lad yelled, “Stephen’s never going to die!”

(eta: and c) when the babyfaced college kid next to us started yelling “Pokemon The Movie 2000!” at Herman Cain and then pulled a VHS copy of the movie out of his bag and held it up over his head.)

(via Will Shortz Funniest Crossword Puzzles: NPR Shop)

Hula hoop = endless, timeless hilarity 

paulftompkins:

Now read it again, but in a loud, exasperated voice. (Taken with instagram)

Yay, my favorite hardware store (and barely visible in the left corner down there, the best hot dog place in Charleston—Johnny’s)! And YAY PFT on TUMBLR!

life:

This might be the most amazing light measuring device we’ve seen. Freakyfauna explains:  

Kaufmann’s Posographe.

An instrument for calculating aperture and exposure time when taking photographs in any possible situation.

For outdoors, it includes settings with values like “Snowy scene”, “Greenery with expanse of water”, or “Very narrow old street”, “Cloudy and somber”, “Blue with white clouds”, or “Purest blue”. 

A Light Meter-esque Instrument for Any Photo Situation 

(Photojojo via mudwerks)