I’ve wasted so much time trying to figure out which Sheryl Crow songs are about Owen Wilson.

So, you’re telling me my $20 scar gel is made primarily from these? I could’ve bought months’ worth of onions for that!

So, you’re telling me my $20 scar gel is made primarily from these? I could’ve bought months’ worth of onions for that!

(via sux)
Who needs hand grenades when it’s autumn in Georgia?

(via sux)

Who needs hand grenades when it’s autumn in Georgia?

Really? Why?

Really? Why?

RYSSDAL: But you know, a lot of hip-hop is about that. It’s about the bigger house, and the better car, and the jewelry and all that stuff. I mean, how do you reconcile your personal attitude with some of what your art and those who do your art have said?

Oh, Kai, Kai, Kai. “Your art and those who do your art” … I’m saving this for potential future interviews. With anyone. Also, the RZA is a fucking gracious genius.

2006 - 560 Million Sold, Who Needs Back-Jacket Descriptions Ever Again?

2006 - 560 Million Sold, Who Needs Back-Jacket Descriptions Ever Again?

2002 - No, I Haven’t Seen 101 Dalmatians; Why Do You Ask? (BEST EVER)

2002 - No, I Haven’t Seen 101 Dalmatians; Why Do You Ask? (BEST EVER)

2001 - Draped in Ersatz Klimtery for “The Kiss”

2001 - Draped in Ersatz Klimtery for “The Kiss”

1999 - No Bigger Chokers (NYT: “Steel’s fans won’t be disappointed!”)

1999 - No Bigger Chokers (NYT: “Steel’s fans won’t be disappointed!”)

1999 - Feelin’ Nautical (alt. title: Don’t Fuck With the Captainess)

1999 - Feelin’ Nautical (alt. title: Don’t Fuck With the Captainess)