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marco:

Burger King Tray liners feature vegetable porn?
The trayliner depicts the airport-style high security Burger King uses to ensure that only the top ingredients are used. Images include a scared Onion with his trousers down around his ankles while a fierce-looking Pickle guard with a latex glove, prepares to digitally examine him! Scattered about him from his open luggage are veggie porn mags!
(thanks, fuddmain)

Best of today’s Dashboard, pt. 1

marco:

Burger King Tray liners feature vegetable porn?

The trayliner depicts the airport-style high security Burger King uses to ensure that only the top ingredients are used. Images include a scared Onion with his trousers down around his ankles while a fierce-looking Pickle guard with a latex glove, prepares to digitally examine him! Scattered about him from his open luggage are veggie porn mags!

(thanks, fuddmain)

Best of today’s Dashboard, pt. 1