Shit and/or shinola

Stephen is honored by the groundswell of support from the Palmetto State and looks forward to Governor Haley’s call,” his personal publicist, Carrie Byalick, writes in an email to Mother Jones.

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Stephen Colbert to America: I’m “Honored” and Ready to Serve in the US Senate | Mother Jones (via brooklynmutt)

I’m not much for praying, but best believe I’m reaching out to every deity available in the hopes that this is not just “comedy.” 

(via comedycentral)